A True Map of Florida joke email
Man, this summer and spring has been tough on the joke spam. I am not sure if it is the economy, or the oil spill in the gulf, or the World Cup, but we have gotten, like, zero spam emails for quite some time. What’s up people? Cheer up and send us some spam! Luckily [...]
Funny little email came in today
March 22, 2010 by Boomer · Leave a Comment
A friend sent me this email. Little did she know that I have seen this before in Florida. My half brother Dan took me fishing and we had to drive past a bunch of lazy alligators. I voiced some concern, because he said we were going to wade waste deep, in brackish water, to get [...]
Oh Boy Here is a Grass is Greener Email
January 26, 2010 by Boomer · Leave a Comment
Interesting email had the sender saying “i SO have the green acres song in my head right now!” Subject: – Greener Grass Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass. In the process, we end up in trouble…….. And when you find yourself in trouble and you’re stuck in a situation that [...]
Wrong Book Store Email
October 19, 2009 by Boomer · Leave a Comment
Honestly when I got this one, I read it, and well, I did not see how it was funny. I was reading Wong Fook and Hing Book as two separate objects. My office mate was laughing at me, because I did not see what was so funny. I was thinking there should be an apostrophe [...]
Giant Caterpillar found in college dorm room
September 13, 2009 by Boomer · Leave a Comment
This email got our attention since we are always interested in biological things and Geko’s master’s thesis was focused on the caterpillar nervous system (tobacco hornworm). We had to open the email. >Giant Caterpillar found in College Dorm Room…. > >Tell me you are not laughing and I will take you >off my email list [...]
A Short Safari Story email
August 1, 2009 by Boomer · 3 Comments
We were just talking the other day; it seemed we had not received any joke email spam in a while. Then this came in from Terrance. Subject: A Short Safari Story see words on pic………… I guess this is another excuse for us to not go to Africa. Thanks Terrance. Possibly Related Posts: A True [...]
Email on What High-Fructose Corn Syrup Can Do
June 17, 2009 by Boomer · 3 Comments
This email arrived today. See what high-fructose corn syrup can do! STATUE RETURNED TO ITALY !!!! After a two year visit to the United States, Michelangelo’s David is returning to Italy . . . His Proud Sponsors were: I don’t get the sponsor reference though they do offer less healthy diet choices they don’t seem [...]
Fun Determine Your Age Email
May 18, 2009 by Boomer · Leave a Comment
OK this one is cool. I suspect one of our Indian friends was the originator from the travel to india yahoo link at the end. YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don’t tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway – but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH [...]
Swine Flu E-mails
April 30, 2009 by Boomer · Leave a Comment
Well, we got a couple versions of this image from friends this week. The email subject line said “Scientists are still baffled as to what could be causing the swine flu.” It is important to point out that now that the virus is in the human population it is more appropriate to call the virus H1N1 not [...]
Scientist Humor Email
This rolled in this morning. Subject: Scientist humor WHAT SCIENTISTS SAY, AND WHAT THEY MEAN: A GUIDE FOR THE PERPLEXED PHRASE ———-TRANSLATION It has long been known ———-I haven’t bothered to look up the reference It is believed ———-I think It is generally believd ———-A couple of other guys think so, too It is not [...]